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Oh my god guys
Guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRKpdF86vRs
I'm only two minutes into this thing and already laughing my butt off. Dying right now.
I'm trying to work out just exactly how earnest this dude is being right now. Has he really missed the point of illustrating a joke request?
OH WOW. Five minutes in. He claims I've created a terrorist. It can only go up from here!
Oh no he doesn't want me to be his friend. :(
Watching now.
I have to say, Tuss, I'm jealous; of all the nerds I've managed to piss off over the internet over the years, not a single one has seen fit to make a youtube vid to express his rage towards my efforts. I'm jealous and rather impressed.
And what's with accusing you of claiming they're force sensitive? Unless I'm crazier than I thought and misreading the thread, the requester said that, not you! o.O
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
wow. You crazy girl....Now. Lets all do pics of them with lightsabers, space fighters. and in giant tanks. And wasn't that a request? And isnt this a game? And...if the gm says it's ok then isnt it so in that particular verion of the universe?
heh heh... man, thats just awesome. You can't buy that kind of publicity! Too bad only 50 people have seen it :)
'So, Tussy, chances are you just pulled that right out of your arse, as the saying goes'
Clearly, Since you talk of nothing else. The sando aqua monster, that are real to you because you drew one, are the most important thing to you Tuss. ( opps, should be Tussy)
And, since you are not like this guy and his Kindred spirit Gene Roddenberry you are a delusional egomaniac, witch, superstitious follower of fake gods....BUT..by empowering the Sando with force powers you have doomed all of Africa to it's terrorist ways when it shows up to destroy his soon to be famous twin ( but not identical ) lego towers. All of this will be filmed by his also soon to be famous space station. What I came away with was one important lesson. Ginormous Light sabers are real and this guy knows how to make them. And NO ONE with an American accent can get away with saying arse without sounding dumb.
So, One joke request done = one extremely outrageous nerd making a video...
He's funny!
I say everyone should do a picture of a Sando Aqua Monster fighting a Sith Orion.. Darth Orion...
WAYS TO GET BLOCKED:
1) trolling
1) spamming
3) threats
4) Displaying superiority complex
5) Attacking the messagner (me) instead of discussing the message (this includes taking me for an idiot)
This is on his main web page.... I love #5 ...
(this includes taking me for an idiot) I'd just like to say that I'd never take someone for an idiot, except he can't spell messenger within the same rule.
I noticed underneath his list o' ways to be blocked that he has a "hit list." Tuss, maybe if you do another more outrageous picture of a Sando Aqua Jedi, you can make that list, too! Go for it, shoot for the stars and really drive this moron's blood pressure up!
And holy crap, have you seen his blog? He has a psychotic obsession with hating on the Sandos! At least one of his blog posts mentions you again, Tuss!
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"Sando wankers when confronted with the overwhelming evidence that their mascot is guaranteed to be beaten in fights with Godzilla or the Cloverfield beast create fantasies about the Sando Aqua Monster becoming a Jedi knight. And one good sample is this Star Wars Artist Guild (SWAG)) image by a Sando fan girl known as Tussy.
A Sando lover said to have a fight between Godzilla and the Jedi Master Sando pictured above to have a clash of the use of force vs the "Force". Unfortunately for those losers, Godzilla will still beat the Sando Aqua Jedi in a fight since his fiery breath is much wider than the Sando Jedi's light saber. That light saber would only block a fraction of Godzilla's breath where the rest is free to bypass the light saber and burn up the Sando. And the Jedi mind trick would be useless against Godzilla too since Godzilla is strong minded. So the winner as it turns out would be Godzilla, no contest.
The Sando Aqua Jedi was a goalpost move against the fact that the Cloverfield beast would shred the Sando in a fight. Cloverfield will still win the fight against a Jedi Master Sando. The massive long frontal arms can reach out and easily grab the Sando Aqua Jedi in the arm holding the light saber and get it out of the Sando's hand and perhaps use it against the Sando Jedi. The long frontal arms give Cloverfield a distance advantage over the Sando Aqua Monster. In my previous post I give reasons why the Cloverfield beast would defeat the Sando Aqua Monster. And the winner is my flagship leviathan from Cloverfield, hands down."
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If this guy isn't on medication, I seriously think he should be!
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
Actually, he complains about you in several blog posts and if you go back a page to find February, he even has an entire post devoted to hating on you!
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
You know, the more I read about his "hatred" for Tussy, the more I have a funny feeling he has a crush on her...
He wrote, "Tussy and I ware both born in October of the year 1983. Tussy's birthday is October 4 and my birthday is October 25." as the last sentence on one of his blogs.
What does that have to do with anything?...
You're 3 weeks older then this crazy man, Tussy. But are a few hundred years above him on a maturity scale :) ((Not saying you act old, just that he acts so immature that even a 1 week old has more maturity))
Yeah, finishing the blog post with the birthday comparison did seem a little strange and stalker-ish, even when compared to the rest of the bile he's spewing out. Maybe ADD kicked in before he finished whatever rant that was supposed to lead into.
You think maybe this thread will earn a video of hatred directed at all of us as a collective group? I have my fingers crossed!
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
Hey, Tussy, if you want we could edit your picture to give a link to the video, and a thanks to him for supporting your picture so adamently :)
Well, you never know what's going through the head of a crazed individual mind like his.
If he does, I will personally thank him for trying to help SWAGOnline.net by giving us publicity... Then suggest that he get's more viewers so it will actually help.
Someone should do a picture of a Sando Aqua Monster, with the U.S.S Enterprise being bitten in half.. LOL
I'm... strangely jealous.
Tuss, this is SUPER-LOLZ. Thank you so much for this.
Boshuda
Let's hope he doesn't see my ET Jedi.
Or wait. Let's hope he DOES. Anybody else have any joke requests to send this guy? heheheh
Boshuda
LOL... I think he just loves whatever fish it was that the Aqua monster ate in Episode I... So all you have to do, is make a picture that tortures his fish...
It just gets increasingly hilarious as I follow links to his other blogs against people and his DeviantArt profile! This kind of crazy is pure, undiluted WIN (for us, anyway; not so much for him).
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
huh! Tuss, our birthdays are close too... I am exactly 9 years and 361 days older than you! What does that have to do with anything?
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH EVERYTHING!!!!!!
lol
Hmmm... I'm almost 9 years older than Tussy myself...
... oh, wow. The birthday thing has me feeling, admittedly, just a teeny bit creeped out. What does that even have to do with... argh! Thanks for justifying my Internet Paranoias, clawfish-guy!
Better not mention to him the fact that I once ate at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. I mean, wow, if he's also done that, the implications are just too profound, too deep, too far-reaching to properly appreciate...
I almost want to seek out and watch 'Cloverfield' just so that I can make a sound zoological rebuttal. But then I remember that we're talking about fictional monsters wielding space-magic.
The "Tussy coefficient of closeness"
(your date of birth, minus Tuss's DOB)
_________________________________________ X Simularity to Gene Rodenberry ( 1-10)
Love for sando aqua monsters
(1-10)
And I am 15 years 347 days older.
Hahaha, the "Tussy coefficient of closeness"! It's like an Erdosh number for SWAGgers!
I'm 3.37 years YOUNGER than Tuss... I'm starting to feel like the baby...
Boshuda
Casca you just completely made my day. XD
By the way, you guys, I guess I never realised just how much I go on about Sando Aqua Monsters. I'm really sorry if I've irritated anyone by fangirling all over the place to the extent that I do, it just plain didn't occur to me until now that I literally don't talk about anything else. Forgive me.
Wellllll... I *guess* we can forgive you just this one time, Tuss, but if this keeps up, we're going to have to do a intervention on your unhealthy Sando Aqua obsession here, for your own good.
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Links removed because the spam filter apparently doesn't like me, but I shall have vengeance. And maybe beer. Beer and vengeance.
Ok...being one who (on occasion ) takes thing to far. Want a pic of a Sando Aqua Monster ( or Sam as we fanboys like to call them) Piloting a modified star destroyer like a fighter launching fighters with Mon Calamari piloting them. And also One with a Sith "Sam" fighting Mega Godzilla and Cloverfield monster in an epic ass whoppin' show down
Can I get a three-way fight between a Sando Aqua Monster Jedi, a Sarlacc Sith (crawled up on the land with his pod footies), and a roguish space slug with a score to settle?
Boshuda
Sorely tempted to have a crack at Asok's there, what with the soft spot I developed for the ol' space slug after watching Robot Chicken far too many times...
But only once I've detailed a piece of my brand new character that I'm hoping my GM will let me roll up, pretty much the coolest, most charismatic and hands-down amazing character you could ever hope to see conceptualised: Lando the Mando Sando.
(PS, thank you kindly for your most gracious forgiveness, Seghast. It means the world to me.)
LOL... Lando the Mando Sando... That's hilarious... I love it!
I was thinking about it, I want to see two Sando's ... One Sith, one Jedi, in an epic duel to the death. The Sith Sando shooting lightning at the Jedi as the Jedi reflects the lightning into several tie fighters that are flying around them both.
..AND--AND the lightning could also be hitting the Project OrionII ship...(his interstellar brain child)!!
Just make sure it's all drawn to scale. Or he might be upset. (With perhaps his twin towers in the background)
What. The. Hell.
I'm frightened. Seriously frightened. People like this exist...
We have one more item to add to the pile of evidence of how the Internet has changed the world...
Nah, the internet did do it... He was that way regardless of the internet. The internet just allows him to warn you that if you see him on the street, walk on the opposite side.
I'm only saying that, were it not for the Internet and the ability to almost instantly post any verbal vomit, brain fart or tirade that comes to mind, I would never even have been subject to this person's dreck. I would point out where this guy is mistaken, but 1) it would take far too long, and 2) I fear that the attention I gave to it would imply some degree of credibility to the nonsense produced by this... colorful member of the human race.
Of course, that same innovation that allows people to broadcast their unfiltered insanity also facilitates SWAG and similar organizations that share real talent. Double edged sword, I guess...
Yeah, I was joking around... The internet is a good thing, when used wisely.
Yeah, I understand the humor of all this, and I'm not discounting it, I just have a hard time finding it anything but disturbing...
I have a hard time finding it anything but hilarious!
Boshuda
It's so disturbing, that it is hilarious.
I, for one, am equal parts amused and creeped out. :P
On the one hand I care so damn little about what it is that he has to say- on the other hand he has made it so outrageously personal it makes my skin crawl!
North Americans don't say 'arse' unless they're trying to sound worldly. So, that weakens him. But, he's also got Lego models on his side, so that strengthens him. Do YOU have Lego models? Better get something together! :D
Just kidding. It takes a lot to make me watch a twelve minute editorial, and this one just didn't have it (his self-important throat clearing pretty much did me in). But, you might wanna construct a Lego defense wall, just in case! :D
OMFG!!! I only just came across this thread - how out of touch am I?!
On the one hand - I'm seriously creeped out by this guy. At first, thought it was a joke, but then it sort of dawned on me that he's just fricken crazy. *shudder*
On the other hand, I'm now seriously tempted to try my hand at a version of SAM, myself...
I don't want to be creepy or anything *>insert inadvertent creepy laugh here<* but...
Happy belated birthday Tuss! Remember, we can bond over our close birthdays anytime you want, and don't forget to wish the crazy Lego blogger a happy birthday on the 25th too!! (that wasn't too creepy, was it? Lol!)
Ahaha, thanks! And happy (slightly more) belated birthday to you, too!
Do you think I'd be pushing it if I made Mr Project Orion Dude a Sando themed birthday card?