3 questions, hope some one can answer...

Rozali

Member since: 2009
Location
In a galaxy far, far away

How do you identify Spam?

What is bumping?

I scorpion Spam?

life would be much better if I knew these...

Xanamiar

Spam is anything that is pointless and useless, and is posted more than once. (Or is obviously advertisment for something, usually hurtfull stuff)

Bumping is the act of putting your request to the top, identifying it as something more important than anyone elses posts. Basically posting something like.. "Isn't anyone interested in this?" Is a bump on your thread. Basically it's useless information that no one needs to see, in an attempt to get your request noticed.

I scorpion Spam? .. don't know what you mean.

Asok

"I scorpion Spam" is probably an allegorical reference to the destruction of spam (particularly of the pr0n variety) in which one uses one's deadly tail appendage to stab the spam and inject it with painful, debilitating poison, causing a slow and gruesome spam death.

Boshuda

Purcell

The level of detail on that scorpion spam thing was great Asok.
I take my hat off to you sir.

Rozali

soz, Is scorpion spam?
He used some weird arabic stuff, so...

asok, i like to potassium cyanide spam, great fun , should try it some time...
meaning- throw them in a desert, make them wait a painful 6 days, fill up half a glass of water and the rest potassium cyanide, and tell em'
you've done a swell job, have this- they chug down the stuff- there insides sizzzle and... wait for it.. KA-BOOM!or the fun way- Get a lightsaber and your heart will tell you the right choice is DEATH TO SPAM_

but really how do you identify the slimy, vile, stupid, fu-(I wont go no further) termites?

roz

Hisham

I'd feel so much better if someone just told me how is babby born. How is babby born.

Xanamiar

Babby's are born by adding to many B's into the word Baby. :)

You recognize spam, by the overuse of either some od language, or sexually explicit links. ((which can be told by the title of the links, which you can see if you highlight a link and look in your bar.))

Spammers are people who aren't here for any other reason than to put up links to their stupid sites.

This is also the reason why no personal information such as contact info, should ever be put on a Forum, there are spam bots, that steal such info, and spam your email with crap you don't want.

Spammers are easy to define, just have to know what you are looking for.

Rozali

thanks, guys

I SCORPION AND POTASSIUM CYANIDE SPAM!

watch out, termites, I.m com'in for ya!

Mercy

"Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam"
*singing*
... lovely spaaaamm, wonderful spaaaaammmm....

(Nice, Jace - Monty Python rules!)